Darnell's been out rummaging in the chair graveyard behind the shop, getting into who-knows-what on the DoubleButter dime. Whenever we ask him what he's up to he just mutters at us. Totally unintelligible. After a couple hours spent wandering he finally pulled out this prototype of the Chicken chair, built back in aught six. It never made it to production—not yet anyway. A couple tweaks to the ergonomics, aluminum instead of steel (it's a bit weighty now), and you never know. We'll cycle through images of the other dead relics over the coming weeks.