GOLDEN RAIN TREE
On first glance you pictured these as scrota, didn't you? Disgusting. Seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself. You want to know what they really are, you perv? They're the seed pods off a golden rain tree from Cheesman park—the loveliest park in Denver. Scanned by Clovis Tillman, with our slide scanner, on our dime. Ask yourself: what the hell is wrong with you?