SCIENCE!
Some people make the mistake of thinking what we do is art. Hah! But science? Yes, that's more like it. Here, a bit of proof. Patinating ingredients, separate and mixed, from the Science Company, just down the street. Very scientific. Mix them up in exactly the right way, apply them with a little scientific precision to a sheet of copper, keep the lab environment sterile and pure and after exactly the right amount of time you have a work of science. We wish we'd remembered that when a security guard at the DAM asked us, meaning no offense, why the ArmyDillo was so expensive. He seemed to think the art of it was off. But the science? Spot on and cash money.