People have been asking us, pretty much non-stop, "What the hell have those Tillman morons been up to?" On most days we just shrug and wave vaguely off into the distance. But not today. Today, we discover, they've been hard at work on a radical breakthrough in human-canine understanding: a device that when placed underwater with a dog is able to record said dog's thoughts. That's right, with the Tillmans' Below-Agua-Recorder-K9 (BARK-9) device, we discover that for Cinder, the world's finest shop dog, it's all Killer Mike all the time. (The video evidence is here.) No doubt, she a money-hungry wolf, and she down to eat the rich. So if you see her on the street do not try to pet her and please, for your own good, never look her in the eye.