What was once a seatless but otherwise serviceable bench has, in the hands of a master, become a one-of-a-kind work of hack-repair art. The melamine-coated particleboard was just too lovely not to use, but sadly it sagged over the span. Lucky there were some two-by-fours handy for a third leg and lucky, too, there was some spare electrical wire just laying around near a dude who knew just what to do with it. Turns out one man's trash is another man's bench rehabilitation kit. Outstanding work.