Hardly new content, perhaps, but a new look at an old scene from the Armadillo Product Testing video the Tillmans of Horsehead Crating orchestrated on our behalf a while back. Here, some fools we know (and some fools we are) chucked the table into the South Platte, evidently testing some key attribute (it's sinkability, we think). River lovers fret not: the table was on a tether and it was hoisted back out as soon as it went in. All in the name of good fun and what passes for marketing around here (at least until the new Sheriff of Marketing came on board). Clovis and Darnell are working on the copy to accompany this photo now and, in all honesty, the early drafts err on the side of the nonsensical and the ridiculous. Bet you can't wait to get yours.