A PANINI PRESS FOR THE POST-APOCALYPTIC POTLUCK—OR THE APOTLUCKALYPANINI PRESS®
Above, for your endlessly looping gif pleasure, is our contribution to this year's Design After Dark, the annual fundraising extravaganza for the architecture, design, and graphics department of the Denver Art Museum. And below is the 100-ish-word description we slapped on it for the event, though without proof in the form of an actual perfectly pressed sandwich you'll just have to take our 100-ish words for it. Or just wait until we throw the first of what will surely be an annual Apotluckalypse® parties, which we'll do as soon as we can find an Apocalypso band to provide the music.
Sure, the whole Mayan thing was a bust, but no doubt the End is still nigh. Whether the cause is biblical or climatic or nuclear or just an asteroid screaming from the sky, it’s bound to be toastingly hot. But hell, why not put a little potluck in the apocalypse and treat it like an Apotluckalypse®? And with this Apotluckalypanini Press® you'll be the hit of the party. This kit includes a panini press with stainless steel and brass cooking elements plus a coal-fired heating chimney and accompanying tools. Just scoop up a little smoldering rubble and the toasty melted deliciousness is just minutes away!